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strawberry dreams sticker

$4.00
On sale

Once upon a time, there was a sentient toaster pastry with a big dream: to die on live television and be consumed by a college football team. Inspired by Strawberry's optimism, we've memorialized their hopeful last words on this 3.75" x 2.33" holographic sticker.

Rest in peace, Strawberry.

Note: Our holographic stickers are of astoundingly high quality, but they are not dishwasher safe or designed for outdoor use. We do not recommend sticking them on your water bottle, vehicle, or tomb. (For sepulchre décor, please check out our non-holographic offerings.)

We charge a flat shipping fee on 1–4 items, which means that buying more stickers is a good move, financially speaking. To order more than 4 items at once, you can place multiple orders or contact us.